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Introducing the Summer of PMS
Summer of Code is a very interesting, very neat program run by Google. Basically, it’s like a virtual internship with an open-source “company”; you essentially become a developer for an open-source project for the summer, implementing a project for which you submitted an application. Of course, it wouldn’t be an internship without pay: $4500 for lasting through the whole summer and meeting expectations, to be exact. The developers have incentive to become “mentors” for SoC as well; the project is given $500 for each mentor who participates.
I was very strongly considering becoming a student for Adium. In fact, I even had a project picked out: improving the minimal AppleScript support. However, for reasons I’ll get to shortly, I’ve decided to instead drop out and work for free on my project of one, the Summer of PMS, a tripartite initiative to Get Shit Done.
Thinking Too Hard
I had dinner Tuesday night at Turoni’s Pizzery & Brewery, a local pizza place a few blocks from campus. While browsing the menu, I noticed something odd about the dessert prices.
An Open Letter p.2
Dear anonymous Linear Algebra classmate,
First off, let it be known that I hate smoking and think less of people who smoke solely because of that. I think people would spend less money and have less severe long term health problems if their kneecaps were crushed with a crowbar each time they wanted a cigarette. Negative reinforcement would kill that little urge pretty quickly.
Thus, I find your anti-smoking slide show screensaver to be commendable in its goal; I must, however, question its effectiveness, and specifically the slide containing the text “my computer, my rules: no smoking.” First, we should get rid of the semantic argument that you’re using a school computer and not anything that could conceivably be considered “yours.” As such, you really have no right to determine who does and doesn’t use that computer.
Further, since the message is contained on your screensaver, it would only be visible to people who can view the monitor while you are logged in. Therefore, anyone who uses the computer when you’re not around would not be aware of your self-imposed smoking prohibition. Thus, I would recommend changing the message to “my account, my rules: no smoking,” since you control the password and can therefore determine who uses it and who doesn’t.
Speaking of which, when was the last time someone was smoking while using a lab machine? Last I checked, people smoking cigarettes in the non-smoking buildings was not really a problem anywhere on campus, and I have a sneaking suspicion that someone doing so would not be particularly likely at all to sidle over to the machine you’re logged into and attempt to access main program grid.
Not to mention that I doubt anyone would be willing to take serious, life-altering advice from a screensaver. It seems to me that, even if they were in the unique position to be able to view your monitor while the messages were active, they would be unlikely to, well, care. If they haven’t stopped smoking already despite all the propaganda out there, I strongly doubt that they would heed the stern reprimanding of an image that lasts ten seconds on a random computer screen.
So, in conclusion, stop being a moron. If you really want to do something about smoking, get a firehose and douse the people who stand in the doorways of the academic buildings and light up.
Regards,
someone hurting for journal content
Gi Can’t Touch This Shit
I rarely take online quizzes, since they tend to be extremely malformed in both content and use of the English language, asking three irrelevant questions with fifteen poorly-spelled answers apiece, the sum of which supposedly determines which season you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture), which weapon you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture), or which character from Generic Dubbed Anime #57 you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture).
Yeah, I’m a cynic.
Pull Tab to Open
So, a week ago, I got an e-mail saying that my order of Electroplankton from Amazon.com had shipped. However, the estimated arrival date was rather interesting:
Expanding the Judicial Confirmation Process
During dinner, I saw a commercial produced by the Progress for America Voter Fund involving the Supreme Court nomination of Samuel Alito. A transcript of the spot, titled “Shameful,” follows, courtesy of a PFA-VR press release:
ANNOUNCER: The liberal attacks on Judge Alito are called:
- “Shameful”
- “Mean”
- “Bullying”
- “Embarrassing”
ANNOUNCER: Democrats who know Alito speak out:
J.L. POTTENGER, YALE LAW PROFESSOR:
- Sam’s qualifications to serve on the Supreme Court are unassailable…
ROBERT DEL TUFO, FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL (D-NJ):
- I am a Democrat and I am upset by the partisan attacks upon Judge Alito.
J.L. POTTENGER, YALE LAW PROFESSOR:
- It’s sad that the judicial confirmation process has deteriorated to the point where partisan political attacks are the norm rather than the exception.
The tagline, which fades in during the phrase “norm rather than the exception,” reads simply “Confirm Judge Alito.”
Frankly, I’m sold, and can’t wait for the election to vote for the guy.