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Pumpernickel packaging

packaging for Mestemacher brand Westphalian Pumpernickel with whole kernels, showing a man and a woman two seconds away from passionate face-sucking

Wait, will eating this make me irresistible? Should I have been buying this years ago?

Is the guy really into her at all or is he staring off into the distance, thinking of delicious sandwiches?

Did he just eat before the embrace? Is she getting a noseful of pumpernickel breath?

Which of the two people does “no preservatives” apply to? Both?

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