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Gi Can’t Touch This Shit

I rarely take online quizzes, since they tend to be extremely malformed in both content and use of the English language, asking three irrelevant questions with fifteen poorly-spelled answers apiece, the sum of which supposedly determines which season you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture), which weapon you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture), or which character from Generic Dubbed Anime #57 you are (illustrated with an anime screen capture).

Yeah, I’m a cynic.

But sometimes, when I’m really bored, I’ll raid some undoubtedly teenage girl’s unnecessarily colorful blog and queue up a bunch of quizzes, just to have a good laugh at the erroneous answers and vague attempts at psychological insight.

See, now we’re moving into complete bastard territory.

But, by the law of averages, one would expect to occasionally find an accurate assessment, despite the quiz author’s pathological inability to realize that the word “your,” as an adjective, contains neither a subject nor a verb and should not be used as though it did

This is, unfortunately, one of those times.

Water
Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent,
quiet and calm. You know who you are and no
one can change that. Usually quiet but only
because your listening, don’t let anyone
think you haven’t got an opinion! Your not
quiet because your shy or sad, your usually
quiet because you are thinking. Your answers
are well planned and helpful so people
generally seek your advice. Your the perfect
balance between solitary and outgoing. But
sometimes you need a little time to yourself
to sort out your emotions and figure things
out. You understand the phrase ‘sticks and
stone’ and rarely let things get to you.
What’s that important for you to have to get
so upset over? You know what you want out of
life but are simply taking your time and
enjoying things. To you your life is fine as
it is, you can always change things later if
your not happy.

.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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AQUARIUS, BITCH

By the tropical zodiac, anyway. According to the actual dates the sun enters the zodiacal constellations, I should be a Capricorn. But fuck goats; I keep it real.

{ 1 } Comments

  1. Kaleb.G | 2006-08-09 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m I should be a Capricorn too. We can “But fuck goats” together.

    Here’s my result:

    Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered, powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see, being fire you are quite strong and powerful be it mentally, physically or both. People look up to you greatly and often seek your protection. You have the ability to gain many friends and you are always one people can count on to do what you say you will do. You are extremely loyal, be it friends or family you’ll stick up for them and you are never willing to put them in a position that could hurt them. You know what roll you play in life, leader, and you intend to let people know it. Not everyone is capable of leadership but you certainly have the willpower and flare to do it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself, one that can often lead you into trouble. Once your mind is made up there is no changing it but no one said that was a bad thing.

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