vacuous
Pumpernickel packaging
Wait, will eating this make me irresistible? Should I have been buying this years ago?
Is the guy really into her at all or is he staring off into the distance, thinking of delicious sandwiches?
Did he just eat before the embrace? Is she getting a noseful of pumpernickel breath?
Which of the two people does “no preservatives” [...]
Pay people to commit arson with flair!
Tahoe company adds flare to wine bottles
Goddammit, this is too fucking adorable
HOLY SHIT IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING FOX-SQUIRREL
Thinking Too Hard
I had dinner Tuesday night at Turoni’s Pizzery & Brewery, a local pizza place. While browsing the menu, I noticed something odd about the dessert prices.
An Open Letter p.2
Dear anonymous Linear Algebra classmate
Breaking News in the Field of Thanatology!
SECONDS SEPARATE LIFE AND DEATH
Pull Tab to Open
So, a week ago, I got an e-mail saying that my order of Electroplankton from Amazon.com had shipped.
Expanding the Judicial Confirmation Process
During dinner, I saw a commercial produced by the Progress for America Voter Fund involving the Supreme Court nomination of Samuel Alito.