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	<description>denuding words in the name of science</description>
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		<title>999</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 00:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just finished Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (999), a Nintendo DS game by CHUNSOFT. It&#8217;s an intriguing little gem, one which probably isn&#8217;t quite like anything you&#8217;ve played before. I don&#8217;t really feel like writing a tome about it, but it deserves a few words at least. 999 uses restarting after a game [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christopher Nolan &amp; JRPGs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a trailer for the film Inception, directed by Christopher Nolan and set to be released on July 16, 2010. It&#8217;s short, so feel free to watch it all if you want to, but the specific scene I&#8217;d like to bring your attention to starts at 0:42. Flash 8 is required to watch the video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LOVE SQUIDS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently got on a kick of old educational games: The Learning Company&#8216;s Super Solvers series, MECC&#8216;s DinoPark Tycoon, etc. One game I started playing is Sierra&#8216;s The Island of Dr. Brain, the only of the four Sierra-developed Dr. Brain titles that I never played while growing up. The first two games in the series, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Observation while briefly watching a censored version of The Longest Yard (2005 remake)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Words that you cannot say on TNT: &#8220;shit&#8221; (including but not limited to the derivation &#8220;bullshit&#8221;) &#8220;goddamn&#8221; Words that you can say on TNT: &#8220;nigger&#8221; Now, I&#8217;m not going to say that this is related to the fact that TNT is headquartered in Georgia, but [redacted]]]></description>
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		<title>nostrangerstolove.java</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submission to the practice problem of the 17th Annual University of Evansville High School Programming Contest: import java.awt.Robot; import java.awt.event.*; public class sampleProgram { public static void main(String [] args) throws Exception { Robot poop = new Robot(); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_CAPS_LOCK); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_CAPS_LOCK); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_WINDOWS); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_WINDOWS); Thread.sleep(1000); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_R); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_R); Thread.sleep(500); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_W); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_PERIOD); poop.keyRelease(KeyEvent.VK_PERIOD); poop.keyPress(KeyEvent.VK_Y); [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Digg and 0F&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[a detailed look at Digg and the 0F... processing key fiasco]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m never playing Endless mode on Tetris DS again</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the result of playing the same game for nine consecutive days. Never again. If you want a poorly illustrated map of my performance, I also took photos after days 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.]]></description>
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		<title>So, I&#8217;m currently in Solvang, CA</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t feel like reporting anything else substantial right now, so here&#8217;s a picture of a sign I took at a rest stop:]]></description>
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		<title>sup</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[+5000 awesome points to anyone who's jealous.]]></description>
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		<title>Pull Tab to Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, a week ago, I got an e-mail saying that my order of Electroplankton from Amazon.com had shipped.]]></description>
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